marriage is kinda weird though because it’s like ‘i love you, lets get the law involved so you can’t leave”

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do not flirt with women when they are at work

do not take advantage of women who are in situations where they cannot say no or be blunt

#im a barista not your goddamn girlfriend take your coffee and leave

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I: So, you’re going home soon, if im correct? Is there anything your girlfriend does to welcome you home?”

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